smurf ass

when you use the port-a-john and shit the blue that splashes back up on your ass.

That cat lumbardo got smurf assed at the led zepplin concert.

by nanmike April 17, 2008

smurf ass bitches

The blue team that gets owned on halo.

red team: " we just owned those smurf ass bitches!"

blue team:"........... damn it!"

by hotdiggitysmalls March 21, 2011

Ass Smurf

How you pronounce ASMR as if it was a word

Gosh these Autonomous sensory meridian response sounds are great but I don't want to say all that nerd talk so I'll just enjoy this nice relaxing Ass Smurf until I fall ass leap.

by Putitonaritz April 7, 2019

ass surf

The equivalent of a titty fuck, but done with the ass cheeks. Usually done as part of an overall ass worshiping before insertion.

My homie John said he ass surfed Mary. That girl’s ass is up there with Alexis Texas’. Lucky bastard.

by Juan John August 26, 2019

Big Wave Surf Association

group made up to promote the safety and enjoyability of big wave surfing through education and experience

The Big Wave Surf Association has really worked hard to keep the big wave surfers safe.

by embeezy July 25, 2012