smurf ass 

when you use the port-a-john and shit the blue that splashes back up on your ass.

That cat lumbardo got smurf assed at the led zepplin concert.

smurf ass by nanmike April 17, 2008

smurf ass bitches 

The blue team that gets owned on halo.

red team: " we just owned those smurf ass bitches!"

blue team:"........... damn it!"

smurf ass bitches by hotdiggitysmalls March 21, 2011

Ass Smurf

How you pronounce ASMR as if it was a word

Gosh these Autonomous sensory meridian response sounds are great but I don't want to say all that nerd talk so I'll just enjoy this nice relaxing Ass Smurf until I fall ass leap.

Ass Smurf by Putitonaritz April 7, 2019

ass surf 

The equivalent of a titty fuck, but done with the ass cheeks. Usually done as part of an overall ass worshiping before insertion.

My homie John said he ass surfed Mary. That girl’s ass is up there with Alexis Texas’. Lucky bastard.

ass surf by Juan John August 26, 2019

Big Wave Surf Association 

group made up to promote the safety and enjoyability of big wave surfing through education and experience

The Big Wave Surf Association has really worked hard to keep the big wave surfers safe.

Big Wave Surf Association by embeezy July 25, 2012

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008