smuggling grapes

When a man is subjected to cold temperatures and his testes shrivel up inside his body like a pre-pubescent boy. It's almost as if he is attempting to purposefully hide his testes from customs.

Man it's so cold out here... My balls are so shriveled, it's like I'm smuggling grapes over here.

by Parcheeeeeseeee February 12, 2014

Smuggling grapes

When you can see a man's testicles through his shorts.

That dude must not be wearing underwear, he's smuggling grapes.

by Easymoneyrobber July 5, 2021