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Smug Cunt 

- One who

1. Believes, and practices the belief that he is inherently superior to others, esp. with musical playing ability.

2. Often uses a large amount of jargonic terminology to baffle people, which in turn gives them intense feelings of self satisfaction.

3. Can act as a group, where one is seen at gigs with other smug cunts, folding their arms, nudging each other and making inside remarks about the band performing.
1. Some Guy: "So anyway, what's so bad about his drumming?"

Smug Cunt: "I think it's bad because he plays messily and his technique is horrible. He simply plays too much fast stuff with an excessive amount of snare drum. His drumming is absent of control, and he is not particularly dynamic. He just doesn't take drumming seriously."

Some Guy: "Ok, fair enough. Heard of Mike Portnoy?"

Smug Cunt: "What a stupid question. Of course I have, I'm an experienced drummer"

2. Smug Cunt: "So how would you rank his drumming?"

Some Guy: "Well, I don't really know anything about drums. He's pretty good, I suppose he's quite fast"

Smug Cunt: "Oh really? Well I think it's typical of young drummers thesedays. They try to drum incredibly fast but are oblivious to how sloppy they are. I doubt he has any sense of precision or finesse, let alone groove."

Some Guy: "... (He hasn't even met/heard this drummer yet)"

3. Smug Cunt 1: *nudges* "That bird on guitar is as horrible as she sounds"

Smug Cunt 2: "Oh definitely, definitely"
Smug Cunt by Rory Ashton June 10, 2008

Smug cunt 

An unlikeable, overly confident person. A smug cunt usually displays a false or unfounded belief in his or her superiority in intellect, character, moral reasoning, or other virtues. See Jennifer Rubin for an example.
Ricky:"I hear Jennifer Rubin used to be conservative but the alt right politics drove her away from the platform."
Tom:" Really? That smug cunt actually thinks that lie works? She has a history of leftists viewpoints that show she is inconsistent at best and a manipulative liar who lives in deceit at worst."
Smug cunt by HonchoRooney November 9, 2020

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026