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Smug Cunt 

Dias - A hip hop artist from Bournemouth
Sir Mic: "Have you heard this new joint by Juelz Santana?"

Dias: "Of course I have, don't front, I produced that shit"

Sir Mic: "You really are a smug cunt"
Smug Cunt by SmugCuntDias January 2, 2011
Words you can keep

Smug Cunt 

- One who

1. Believes, and practices the belief that he is inherently superior to others, esp. with musical playing ability.

2. Often uses a large amount of jargonic terminology to baffle people, which in turn gives them intense feelings of self satisfaction.

3. Can act as a group, where one is seen at gigs with other smug cunts, folding their arms, nudging each other and making inside remarks about the band performing.
1. Some Guy: "So anyway, what's so bad about his drumming?"

Smug Cunt: "I think it's bad because he plays messily and his technique is horrible. He simply plays too much fast stuff with an excessive amount of snare drum. His drumming is absent of control, and he is not particularly dynamic. He just doesn't take drumming seriously."

Some Guy: "Ok, fair enough. Heard of Mike Portnoy?"

Smug Cunt: "What a stupid question. Of course I have, I'm an experienced drummer"

2. Smug Cunt: "So how would you rank his drumming?"

Some Guy: "Well, I don't really know anything about drums. He's pretty good, I suppose he's quite fast"

Smug Cunt: "Oh really? Well I think it's typical of young drummers thesedays. They try to drum incredibly fast but are oblivious to how sloppy they are. I doubt he has any sense of precision or finesse, let alone groove."

Some Guy: "... (He hasn't even met/heard this drummer yet)"

3. Smug Cunt 1: *nudges* "That bird on guitar is as horrible as she sounds"

Smug Cunt 2: "Oh definitely, definitely"
Smug Cunt by Rory Ashton June 10, 2008

Smug cunt 

An unlikeable, overly confident person. A smug cunt usually displays a false or unfounded belief in his or her superiority in intellect, character, moral reasoning, or other virtues. See Jennifer Rubin for an example.
Ricky:"I hear Jennifer Rubin used to be conservative but the alt right politics drove her away from the platform."
Tom:" Really? That smug cunt actually thinks that lie works? She has a history of leftists viewpoints that show she is inconsistent at best and a manipulative liar who lives in deceit at worst."
Smug cunt by HonchoRooney November 9, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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