smt

Shiver me timbers, the phrase means "shock" or "sudden surprise," as the wooden masts or timbers of a ship would quake when the ship was hit by a cannonball, or if the ship suddenly ran aground or hit an unsuspecting object -- think "whale" in "Moby Dick" or the great white shark in "Jaws."

One leg Paul: Look, an opposing pirate ship.

Capitan: smt!

by One Leg Paul November 1, 2009

smt

It literally just means "suck my tits"
Usually, girls with small or big tits say this, no in between. Occasionally men say this.
(If a girl says this to you all you gotta tell them is "But you've got none"

They will immediately either walk off embarrassed or knee kick u in your balls/stomach)

Abbie: Bro why do you always say the dumbest shit?
(Some girl) : Stfu smt I'm smarter than your dumbass.

by Abbiethe_Weird0 November 2, 2021

Smt

Smt is an abbreviation for the word: something.

Person 1: hey, what did you get Amanda for her birthday??
Person 2: nothing yet....I plan on getting her a journal or smt.

by grape :P July 20, 2019

Smt

“Send me this”

*u post a funny video*
Someone: smt

by Cjbbjhb December 15, 2017

SMT

Also known as Shin Megami Tensei, it is a Japanese rpg series where you explored the ruined world of Tokyo by summoning demons. You can also be a blue haired femboy or a shirtless guy at a tattoo parlor.

"Hey have you played the new SMT game?"

"What's that? "

"Shin Megami Tensei."

"Oh , no I'm not insane. "

by Drooooooooopr tropr January 26, 2022

SMT

An acronym standing for "suck my teets/tits". Commonly used by females, the counterargument of SMD or suck my dick. chong.

Jack: Hey Jill, why don't you just suck my dick?
Jill: You know what Jack? SMT.
Jack: SMT? What the hell is that?
Jill: Suck my teets you artard

by CACHINGA HONK December 16, 2010

SMT

Acronym for suck my titties. Best used on the internet when someone is acting childish.

If you're gonna keep acting like a baby then you can SMT.

by You'reAWizardHarry June 28, 2013