smooth sailin'

The act of jacking off with the assistance of sand paper. The name is derived from sand paper's ability to smooth out wood.

Dude, do you have any sand paper because I really want some smooth sailin'

smooth sailin' by Sampson Walterson February 17, 2008

smooth sailin'

When someone jacks off with sand paper. Typically one who is in to masochist things would perform this.

Hey, what aisle is the sand paper on? I want to go smooth sailin'.

smooth sailin' by Krl Wnslw February 17, 2008

smooth sailing 

easy going, an unbumpy ride into the future.

"I've finally got that out of the way". "Well, now it's smooth sailing from here"

smooth sailing by shortanstuff February 6, 2009

Smooth Sailing 

masturbating with sand paper in hand
See smooth sailin' for a more extensive definition

smooooooooooooooooooth sailing, smooth sailing

Smooth Sailing by Roberto Esteban Rodriguez April 3, 2008

smooth sailing 

adj.
The lack of teeth dragging during fellatio.

"That bitch was smooth sailing!"

"She wasn't smooth sailing and now I'm not going to be able to fuck for two months!"

"That homeless bum can smooth sail all night for some crack."

smooth sailing by C Witt July 23, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020