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smoobies 

Sweaty man boobies. Much like moobies, but far worse.
I've noticed that since I've begun to lose weight, my smoobies are getting smaller. What should I do?
smoobies by Señor A. May 1, 2008
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Smoobies 

Small boobies on attractive women. Typically b cup size or smaller and perky in nature. Women with smoobies can comfortably go out wearing sweaters with no bra and are confident about their bodies.
“I like girls with smoobies and a plum ass.”
“She’s just my type, perky smoobies and legs for days.”
Smoobies by Adam Fucking Ward August 16, 2020

smoobies 

Created as an alternative word for 'breasts' or 'boobies' or 'titties'. Some say it denotes 'smooth boobies', but this is not always the case, for all women have smoobies but they are not all smooth.
'Does this shirt make my smoobies look bigger?'

'I wish my smoobies were smaller..'

'Gimme dem smoobies!'
smoobies by Tdot February 11, 2005

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026