smokers widow 

A woman whose use to smoking weed with her man, then they split. She now smokes alone. A smokers widow

She's a lonely smokers widow. Smoking alone, sad, and lonely

smokers widow by Juicy May March 16, 2019

Smoker's Window Syndrome 

1. The effect that a slightly open car window (2 to 4 inches) has on the probability one will take up the habit of smoking.
2. The fact that 98% of people utilizing partially-opened windows smoke.
3. The long trail of cigarette ash originating from the front-top of the window leading down and behind the starting point.

Bob: "It's a bit stuffy in here. Let me open the window a bit."
Frank: "No no no, Bob! Either put the window all the way down or leave it up! You know Smoker's Window Syndrome will set in and you'll run to buy a pack!"

Smoker's Window Syndrome by Nuxodom November 22, 2009

Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window 

Someone who's even weirder behind closed doors / who outdid themself.

Person 1: Did you hear about what James did?! That dude's wild!! I always knew he wasn't right in the head.

Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window.

Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window by Elderflower_sickness May 25, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016