smoking a dick

when someone is acting utterly stupid

"You must be smoking a dick or something"

by whitepoop February 20, 2018

Smoke a dick

Used as an expression of frustration. Phrase that can be used to tell someone off. Phrase was created in a Denver, CO hotel room.

If someone is all up in yo grill just say, "Hey, go smoke a dick."

Friend- "Dude 2+2=4," You- "Shut the fuck up and go smoke a dick!"

by keeper5 August 13, 2010

Smoke My Dick

to give head (oral sex for the dumb asses)

aye shawty u goin smoke my dick or what

by RawTunes1 March 27, 2011

Smoking Dick

A remark some one says to something outrageous

Mom:Why have you been skipping school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?

by ___Beauty August 17, 2016

Smoking dick

When someone says somethings stupid

"Yeah I ate dog shit the other day."

"What the fuck this bitch smoking dick."

by Jmoe_moe July 30, 2016

Smoking Dick

To tell someone what they did or said is crazy or stupid

Boy1:Damn bro that ugly girl can get the D
Boy2:Bro your smoking Dick if you think that ugly girl can get it

by TajhyPippen13 September 24, 2016

Smoking Dick

now you must’ve said or done something extremely stupid for someone to say this to you.

that bitch must be smoking dick to think i’m finna accept her follow request after she tried to fuck with my ex.

by Baddiewithafattie46 April 29, 2020