SMND

the girl's version of smd, smnd means "suck my nonexistant dick"

girl 1: ugh you're such a slut! you slept with him on your first date!
girl 2: no i didn't, where did you hear that?
girl 1: he's telling everyone that will listen.
girl 2: well he can smnd, cause i didn't do anything with him last night

SMND by LoveTMB888 July 16, 2011

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smnd

Acronym for "Suck My Nigger Dick"

Comes from the root word, smd.

Jon knows how to smnd very well.
Jonathan smnd NOW!
Smnd like a king.
Shuck muh niggierdiack bietch!
Dude, stfu and just smnd...
Nty? well idc nub, get on your knees NOW.

smnd by [-Stephen-] November 7, 2007

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