smithtown east

The better high school in smithtown school district. Located in Saint James, it is in a much nicer area than smithtown west that is almost in commack (the ghetto). the student body consists of many kids who think they are "fly", "piff" and gangster. many kids smoke "mad" weed "brah". The rest of the students are the average kid from nesconset, saint james or smithtown or rich, preppy kids from Nissequogue and Head of the Harbor. The sports are decent, just as good as west although west thinks they are superior in every way which they are not. The east side of town consists of the beaches and marina. East isn't known as the pharmacy. I've never heard that once.

*at long beach*

West kid: bros we own this beach
other West kid: yea hahah fuck those east kids
*east kid pulls up in his brand new boston whaler*
East kid: get the fuck off my beach pussies. This is my home turf bitches!
*west kids cry and go back to the ghetto*
East kid: SMITHTOWN EAST!

by jobob560 December 4, 2013

Smithtown High School East

The worse of the two high schools, most people who attend this school are rich and spoiled and self conscious about themselves. They are usually short and have an odd odor of cheese stuck to them and always look like they are about to cry. They often steal there parents money to get high and try to start shit with the people from smithtown high school west while the people from west try hard to put up with it. They mostly always back down from fights with kids from West.

SMHEkid : EAST IS BEAST, EAST IS BEAST I LOVE SMITHTOWN HIGH SCHOOL EAST, EAST IS BEAST!!
SMHW kid :Uhh... Chill
SMHE kid: *Smacks SMHW kid*
SMHW kid: Fucking fight me you cheesy spoiled gremlin brat.
SMHE kid: *runs away* Ahhh im a little pussy
SMHW kid: I fucking hate East

by Count Quiverous April 10, 2015