smigd

acronym meaning "suck my imaginary ginger dick"
to be used as a comeback or insult

person 1: "hahah i can't believe you failed that quiz!
person 2: "you know what? you can just smigd!"

by smigdd February 10, 2010

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Smidor

The first gay Christian. Evidence of Smidor was found inscribed upon wooden plates in the sewers of Chicago, where it said (after being translated): "And lo, God looked upon Smidor, and said 'It's cool.' And lo, Smidor was allowed to be gay. Thanks God."

It's also pronounced with an invisible b, like "Smibdor."

I just read a really interesting article about Smidor. Did you know he used his enchanted revolver to shoot Nephilim after they rebelled against God, and that's why Nephilim don't exist today?

by Zak Saturday August 5, 2021

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Smigarette

Another way to say cigarette.

especially useful to any group of people inebriated by psychedelics (particularly, a dangerous dosage of LSD and shrooms) due to the bursts of laughter in the tripper's friends generated by the utterance of this word, whether purposely or accidentally slurred.

smoke + cigarette

1: ok, ok... enough ripping on that ugly bitch, my sides hurt. i need a smigarette

2: (hysterical laughter)

1: what?

2: damn these must be some good mushrooms, 'cause i swear you just said 'smigarette'

by Wild Drunken Bill August 4, 2008

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Smidt

Another version of the German last name "Schmidt", only those who have the name "Smidt" almost always have to spell it out.

Also, the "D" is silent, but never fails to confuse people.

Person A: "Name?"
Me: "Smidt."
Person A: "Schmidt. ...Nope, can't find your reservation."
Me: "...That's Smidt, S M I D T."
Person A: "...S M I D T? ...Oh, here it is."

...or...

"Your last name is Smiddit?"
"...No."

by doomisdelicious April 11, 2009

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