smegma paintbrush

The act of puking on someone's chest and then wiping the vomit around with your scrotum.

Guy #1: That girl last night was so freaky, she made me do a Smegma Paintbrush.

Guy #2: What the fuck is that?

Guy #1: Well, I'm... I'm not proud.

by Kitty Licker 666 January 19, 2014