The action of rubbing your smegma on a woman during oral intercourse.
"That chick is a slut......I think I'm gonna do some smegging on her."
by Jayslay14 December 3, 2008
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A Brand of cooking implements
cheese grater, washing machines...
by Anonymous November 12, 2002
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A build up of cheesy deposits behind the hood or foreskin of the wang.
i have a smeggy schlong
by david sharp March 4, 2005
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1. Cheesy build up around one's helmet

2. Bong dirt
1. "I save all my smeg for the Jehovah's Witnesses"

2. "Check out the smeg on that pipe"
by Pie Eater April 19, 2004
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noun 1. A dishonest person, scumbag; 2. Any unpleasant person; 3. A physically dirty person. Smegs are invariably male.
From smegma, the white, foul-smelling accumulation of congealed body fluids and oil that gathers around the corona of an unwashed penis.
"That smeg roommate of mine ripped off my half of the rent money to buy rocks."
The word precedes "Red Dwarf" by many years, and often appeared in alternative papers in Texas in the 1980's.
by T.E. Bell May 26, 2005
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A dank white substance seen on both male and female genitalia. Smells excruciatingly bad, and is often used as another word for cocksniff.
"Lauren, how don't you know what smegs is?"

'Squintang your smegs is really bad today."
by danksmegs101 September 4, 2013
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