Smeeting

to batter someone to death with a rag on a stick, whilst listening to bon jovi, whilst screaming Khan

I can imagine you smeeting her.

Why are you smeeting me!!

by Jack Guisrael June 26, 2007

smeet

what a baby irken(invader zim) is called.

As a smeet, Zim was adorable.

by Abitlyon March 19, 2009

smeet

slang for generally awesome

"Whoa dude, look at him, he's so damn smeet"

by Andy Smith December 10, 2003

Smeet

A Smeet is slang for a small penis/dick so if someone says you have a smeet it don't mean your awesome or cool they saying u have a small dick.

Girl- i'm breaking up with you

Boy- ok but you finna miss this big dick
Girl- ha NIGGA YOU GOT A SMEET
Boy-:(

by Princessa RR June 8, 2018

smeet

The migratory Arctic Smeet Frog is the only amphibian possessing a furry coat and capable of flight. Numbering in the hundreds of thousands, they are thought to have been a mainstay of the Winter diet of Native Americans who camped by the waters of the Huron. They are now a protected species, and the hunting of Smeets is strictly forbidden.

The smeet frog spends much of its day under water coming out only on moonlit nights

by David Dickason January 31, 2004

smeet

stupid, idiot, weirdo but cute sometimes

when i hooked up with my ex my friends called me a smeet

by haley sophie maddie brenna September 13, 2017

smeets

The act of sending messages as an adult man to young boys (preferably just underage) hoping to attain their attention. The person sending the messages is usually regarded as a person of power.

Anthony: Did he smeets you already?
Bernard: Yeah he contacted me, to take me out for a dinner, I told him I was 16 but he said he didn't mind.

by TheDutchBunnyHopper April 5, 2023