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smashtown

smashtown: derived from smash meaning having sexual intercourse with someone or something
hey bro did you take her to smashtown
yeah dude i took her to smashtown

pack your bags were goin to smashtown

smashtown usa bitch
by some guy whose bored April 16, 2010
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Tyger Smashtown

A derogatory term used when someone is being a bit of a dill hole
Man 1: hey you, kill yourself you pee pee licker

Man 2: Hey bud, you're being a Tyger Smashtown right now, and I frankly, don't appreciate it.
by Betty Smashtown April 18, 2019
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smashternoon

When you spend the afternoon in bed with your partner having sex, sex, sex.

Smashing for the afternoon.
"I had a wonderful smashternoon with Sascha yesterday and left her pussy completely raw."
by Limitless1 March 9, 2019
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Shastown

Shastown is the name given to Mt. Shasta, CA, especially by cool thus superior locals and supporters of the badass mountain town.
Person from Northern California:

"Yo! I'm coming up to Shastown next weekend!"

Other person in Northern California:

"EPIC! We'll dank out!"
by Dayna Jade January 28, 2008
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Smashbrown

The vigorous action of forcibly ramming a sizzling sausage through a hashbrown and into the anus of an unsuspecting victim.

This act is generally performed on a victim whom is either asleep or unconscious, done with extreme concentration. Victim must have the hashbrown (cold or hot) placed gently between the ass cheeks, ready for the oncoming insertion of a freshly cooked sausage (use chilli sausage for best results). Once both sausage and hashbrown are prepared, with one swift jab, penetrate the hashbrown and keep on applying force until anal penetration has been made.

Do not confuse with Gashbrown.
"Fuck me Brandon you'll never guess what happened to me last night cunt! After getting slept from a hard night on the beugs fucking Layne jammed a snag straight through a hashbrown and into my ass!"

Brandon:
"Haha you got smashbrowned you fucking gimp, serves you right for being a stooge cunt and greening out!"
by bacon remedy October 27, 2014
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smithtown

A pretty boring town about an hour east of New York City on Long Island. Typical Friday nights include going bowling, going to the movies, doing drugs, or just ending up at the Millenium Diner. Kids here have nothing to do but write gun threats on desks in math classrooms and get suspended for cutting studyhall to do drugs. Everyone here is either a JAP, a pseudo-ghetto kid, or a bitchy girl who shops at Abercrombie. Most pretend to go to "shows" when really all they do is stay at home and complain about the fact that no good shows come to Smithtown.
Smithtown Kid1: Hey guys wanna go bowling on Friday and then eat fries at the Millenium Diner at 2 in the morning?
Smithtown Kid2: Sorry, I can't, I got grounded for writing that gun threat and causing Mr. Ehmann to do that lockdown. Whatever I'm just gonna do drugs that I bought with Daddy's credit card.
Smithtown Kid3: I would, but I wanna pick up some "vintage" clothing at Abercrombie to wear to the show that I'm probably not going to go to.
Smithtown Kid4: I can't, I started observing the Sabbath.
by thatsmithtownkid November 15, 2005
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Smithtown High School West

A school built like a prison cell with a psychotic principal who makes his students recite phrases like, "stay to the right" and "hug your parents" in an effort to increase the non-exsistant school spirit. Most students don't give a fuck (or at least pretend not to give a fuck so they will seem more badass) about school and/or life in general and spent most of their time figuring out ways to get out of class so they can smoke in the school parking lot.

Each class typically has at least one smart asian and at least one slacker who is under the influence of something not wholesome. The freshmen get ridiculously punier every year and the graduating class gets more obnoxious. The majority of graduates will end up going to Suffolk Community and the rest will go to a SUNY because they are actually pretty smart but don't have money or did a lot of drugs.

Despite everything, Smithtown West is still a million times better than Smithtown East.
Smithtown High School West Student #1: Hey, look, we have off for some Jewish holiday I've never heard of.

SHSW Student #2: Let's go sit in the Starbucks parking lot for hours until our youth slips away.

SHSW Student #1: Okay.
by nowayever January 30, 2008
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