A pretty boring town about an hour east of New York City on
Long Island. Typical Friday nights include going bowling, going to the movies, doing drugs, or just ending up at the
Millenium Diner. Kids here have nothing to do but write
gun threats on desks in math classrooms and get suspended for cutting studyhall to do drugs. Everyone here is either a
JAP, a pseudo-ghetto kid, or a bitchy girl who shops at
Abercrombie. Most pretend to go to "shows" when really all they do is stay at home and complain about the fact that no good shows come to Smithtown.
Smithtown Kid1: Hey guys wanna go bowling on Friday and then eat fries at the Millenium Diner at 2 in the morning?
Smithtown Kid2: Sorry, I can't, I got grounded for writing that gun threat and causing Mr. Ehmann to do that lockdown. Whatever I'm just gonna do drugs that I bought with Daddy's credit card.
Smithtown Kid3: I would, but I wanna pick up some "vintage" clothing at Abercrombie to wear to the show that I'm probably not going to go to.
Smithtown Kid4: I can't, I started observing the Sabbath.
