Smashbrown 

The vigorous action of forcibly ramming a sizzling sausage through a hashbrown and into the anus of an unsuspecting victim.

This act is generally performed on a victim whom is either asleep or unconscious, done with extreme concentration. Victim must have the hashbrown (cold or hot) placed gently between the ass cheeks, ready for the oncoming insertion of a freshly cooked sausage (use chilli sausage for best results). Once both sausage and hashbrown are prepared, with one swift jab, penetrate the hashbrown and keep on applying force until anal penetration has been made.

Do not confuse with Gashbrown.

"Fuck me Brandon you'll never guess what happened to me last night cunt! After getting slept from a hard night on the beugs fucking Layne jammed a snag straight through a hashbrown and into my ass!"

Brandon:
"Haha you got smashbrowned you fucking gimp, serves you right for being a stooge cunt and greening out!"

Smashbrown by bacon remedy October 27, 2014

Mashbrown Asserole 

Fisting your girlfriend's ass while enjoying a hearty, southern style breakfast.

What did you have for breakfast today braaaahhhh? Some Hashbrown Casserole?

No broooohhhhh. Eggs sunny side up and some Mashbrown Asserole. She couldn't walk to get a cup a coffee when I was done.

Mashbrown Asserole by Eaton Holgoode August 2, 2016

smasharoonie 

ok so this one involves your cat, first of all you get the cat and put on top of somewhere with an extremely high drop. (like a dam) then you lay at the bottom with your dick out and try and get it in the hole.

"here kitty don't be scared its only a smasharoonie."

smasharoonie by cutekitty69 November 27, 2018

Smasharoni and Cheese 

When you're vibing with someone and you ask them if they want to have some dirty sex with a little extra nasty, freaky, kink on it.

"Hey Frank!" "Hey Carol, you're looking good." "Thanks, Frank! Wanna come over for some smasharoni and cheese?"
"Shit yes I do, Carol! I'll grab the ass lube and baby carrots!"

Smasharoni and Cheese by Dr. Dick Wiggle January 30, 2019

Tyger Smashtown 

A derogatory term used when someone is being a bit of a dill hole

Man 1: hey you, kill yourself you pee pee licker

Man 2: Hey bud, you're being a Tyger Smashtown right now, and I frankly, don't appreciate it.

Tyger Smashtown by Betty Smashtown April 18, 2019

Smasheroonied 

smasheroonied; smashed/drunk on alcohol, but slightly more than usual, and ending in a rather large hangover!

I was smasheroonied last night, I feel dreadful and am in desperate need of some fast food!

Smasheroonied by UrbanTiger1471982 June 12, 2011

Splashbrown 

Eating a hashbrown/hashbrowns on the toilet while getting splashbacks from your poosticks.

I was so hungover this morning, I light up a joint and splashbrowned it up.

Splashbrown by Dizzle fo Shizzle fo Sho January 6, 2010