smash cunts 

VERB.

1. To successfully assault contemptible persons.

2. To penetrate a woman's vagina in a rough manner (generally with her consent).

3. To drink copious amounts of alcohol.

4. To put great effort into an activity. It can applied to any type of activity, as long as the person doing the activity has given it everything they've got.

ETYMOLOGY: Fucking smash

"I told him I like it rough, so he really smashed my cunt!"

"Are you coming out to smash cunts tonight?"

"I smashed that exam right in the cunt!"

smash cunts by Bonhilda September 27, 2009

cunt smash 

to smash ones cunt with a fist, penis, foot, head, bat, etc...

aka: cunt puncher, punch fuck
similar to: clown punch, turkey punch

After I came in her ear, I cunt smashed that bitch!

cunt smash by Charlie Muurphy September 8, 2005

i'll smash you cunt 

When you piss someone off so bad, they would usually come over to you and say "i'll smash you cunt". Often used with "ya" instead of "you?

Give me my vita-gummies, or i'll smash you cunt!

i'll smash you cunt by Spendigitty dawg November 4, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012