Someone who is sacastic, in a cutting yet witty manner. A person capable of making a remark that could be interpreted as a insult or a joke depending on the sensitivity of the listener and the specific situation. A smart ass is not necessarily a bad person just usually perceptive. ( For terms to refer to an offensive, cruel and asinine person see Jerk, Asshole , idiot, fool etc.)
We were out the other night at the club when this jerk tried to pick up Nick's girlfriend, rather than fight he calmly stepped in and said, 'Look buddy you mother is could never be this PHAT (pretty hot and tempting) you gotta face only a mother could love. Nick's such a smart ass.
by ria June 07, 2004

by Forwyn October 09, 2016

by Smart All Over October 04, 2003

n. A condition whereby the desire to defecate is directly proportional to the distance one is from their home. The usual explanation is pyschologial repression of bowel movements when one is out.
Not to be confused with smartass.
Not to be confused with smartass.
I was fine all night, but just as I pulled into my driveway, I had the overwhelming urge to drop the kids off at the pool.
by keyshaw February 07, 2005

by therynofromthefuture:O July 17, 2009

by Andy Legge March 09, 2005

by Kayla Jones October 24, 2006
