when someone is seemingly smart but contradicts that belief by their dumb actions and choices of words
"it's a thing" - Pewdiepie 2020
"it's a thing" - Pewdiepie 2020
"I keep telling you guys it's a thing. I'm smart dumb, look it up. uuh If it's not a thing, I should make it a thing" -Pewdiepie 2020
by screaming_leeks June 28, 2020
A term used when someone says or does something very stupid and idiotic. Normally someone very chaotic.
person 1: How do you spell Massachusetts? M-a-s-s-a-c-u-s-i-t-s?
Person 2: DUDE YOU'RE BIG SMART! Its m-a-s-s-a-c-h-u-s-e-t-t-s
Person 2: DUDE YOU'RE BIG SMART! Its m-a-s-s-a-c-h-u-s-e-t-t-s
by I.am.big.smart November 23, 2018
An app available at the App Store that will allow you to choose fart tones in a variety of social situations you wish to appear to pass gas in.
Man, we were packed like anchovies in the elevator and I used Smart Fart; in no time people were getting off on any floor they could!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019
A demonstrated level of superior mental intelligence, accompanied by a high I.Q., beyond that which people of "average" intelligence find comfortable or can understand, often to such a greater degree that it leaves them feeling intimidated or even somewhat frightened.
There is "smart," there is "really smart," and there is "scary smart"—so smart that you are glad the person uses their mind for good and not to rule the planet for their own enrichment. ~Professor David Tulloch, Rutgers University
by ZenWarrior October 17, 2009
George: I'm sorry for the smart-assyness , but if it doesn't work out between us, do we still get to have great sex together?
Tracy: I'll think about it.
Tracy: I'll think about it.
by Kate Charlton May 27, 2008
Intelligence gained outside of school. Just as useful as book smarts, and in many cases more so. It can be divided into 4 categories.
1.Getting Along With Others- Knowing which questions to ask and not asking too many,being polite and friendly, but also being assertive.
2.Common Sense- Knowing who you can trust, which areas in town are good and which are bad, etc.
3.Self-defense-Knowing how to fight and fend off an attacker, especially if you are small.
4.BS-detection-Knowing when people are trying to fuck you over, reading their intentions, and knowing that most corporate advertisements are complete bullshit.
1.Getting Along With Others- Knowing which questions to ask and not asking too many,being polite and friendly, but also being assertive.
2.Common Sense- Knowing who you can trust, which areas in town are good and which are bad, etc.
3.Self-defense-Knowing how to fight and fend off an attacker, especially if you are small.
4.BS-detection-Knowing when people are trying to fuck you over, reading their intentions, and knowing that most corporate advertisements are complete bullshit.
by twibbix July 25, 2005
Having the appearance of being knowledgable in a panoply of subjects when in fact one is merely interweb search proficient
Zack seemed to know something about everything while chatting online but in person it's obvious he is an arrogant dullard. google smarts don't stick. If he really was smart he would text via xmpp; only an idiot sends text via sms
by Hellion Shores January 12, 2013

