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Somewhat rare genetic disorder in males whose symptoms include: (i) significantly below average sized genitals; (ii) self consciousness; (iii) denial of disease; and (iv) hatred directed toward normal people.

Also known as "SCK".
Jarad's smalcokitis is unfortunate, because he acts like a PMSing 14 year old girl.
by Stormcloudz December 09, 2009
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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