Smalcokitis

Somewhat rare genetic disorder in males whose symptoms include: (i) significantly below average sized genitals; (ii) self consciousness; (iii) denial of disease; and (iv) hatred directed toward normal people.

Also known as "SCK".

Jarad's smalcokitis is unfortunate, because he acts like a PMSing 14 year old girl.

by Stormcloudz December 9, 2009

smallcockitis

A disease, typically contracted at birth, in which a man is born with a tiny useless penis

When I was born the doctor told my parents I have smallcockitis

by Babydickmcgee November 17, 2015