Somewhat rare genetic disorder in males whose symptoms include: (i) significantly below average sized genitals; (ii) self consciousness; (iii) denial of disease; and (iv) hatred directed toward normal people.

Also known as "SCK".
Jarad's smalcokitis is unfortunate, because he acts like a PMSing 14 year old girl.
by Stormcloudz December 9, 2009
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