Small hat 

Someone who supports sodomy and neocon tactics for nickels and fancypants.

For someone who’s never been in a fistfight in his life “Big” Benny Shapiro sure loves himself some war like a typical small hat.

Small hat by J Clayton Bearsby June 8, 2019

Small hat 

A quarter (1/4th) of a cannabis-laced muffin.

Sam is stoned off their ass and they literally only had a small hat.

Small hat by Margopants October 11, 2021

Small top hat 

A very small top hat you wear on your head.

Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”

Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”

Small top hat by Lemon_Pop_Rocks! March 24, 2023

Small hats 

The Jewish community

When you start talking reckless about the small hats thats when you start getting cancelled

Small hats by Darth Weeaboo October 9, 2022

Small Hats 

The Oyveyinator 6000000 A.K.A The Kvetcher

Oh great, the Small Hats are crying about LOTR trolls being an antisemitic caricature again...

Small Hats by freethememes June 1, 2023