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smackhead grey 

this is a colour to describe the grey garments worn by the generic lower class delinquent chav and NPC across the entirety of the UK.

the worst items of clothing to be this colour are: joggers, leggings, and hoodies.

if you encounter someone wearing smackhead grey joggers / leggings, let it be known that this person is devoid of all personality and probably watches love island regularly.
there are so many people at my college wearing smackhead grey - when will they develop a fashion sense? will they stay wearing 11°, nicce and gymshark?
smackhead grey by lil chigg February 20, 2020

smacks o'clock 

Smacks o'clock is an indeterminate time of the evening when one is so drunk that they willingly visit a over-crowded indie bar that plays self-proclaimed indie 'classics'. It is the time of night when one gives up any notion of going home early and of their own free-will dances like a loon to the Smiths and does the macarena to MGMT.
It is, by all accounts, a good time. But no-one can really remember it.
Drunkard 1: "Man, I am bored of Wetherspoons now, what time is it?"
Drunkard 2: "It's Smacks o'clock baby!"
Drunkard 1: "Awww yeah"

Smacksnicker

The sound made by sucking your lips after something that disturbs you
He made a loud smacksnicker sound after he learned the result of the el election The child replied with a smacksnicker when she was told she was grounded
Smacksnicker by Stevconack December 13, 2016

smackhead 

A smackhead is a person who is severly dependent on heroin (smack)
You dirty smackhead

smackhound 

A heroin addict/junkie.
Smack is a street name for heroin.
"Is Steve shooting up H again?"
"Yep, he's turned into a fucking smackhound."
smackhound by FudgeBrownies June 6, 2014

smackahoe 

An ancient Indian tribe closely related to Chief Big Nuts in the mountains of North Carolina. These idians perfected the art of pimpin', sex in the ass, and smacking the shit out of your bitch to make her shut the fuck up. They were true pioneers and should be celebrated once every year on National Smackahoe Day.
"Hey sweetheart, did you know I was part Indian?".... "No, what tribe".... "I'm from the Smackahoe tribe, bitch, now lean down and give me some head."
smackahoe by Stephen N April 8, 2005