Slut Munchies

The often unusual food cravings of a pregnant woman.

My Missus is asking for Peanuts with Chocolate Sauce on them, and I think she has a baby in her body. Haha I suppose she has the Munchies but, like, for hormonal females.
From now on we should call that phenomenon the ‘Slut Munchies’. Or maybe not, a but yeah probably

by Eldanos August 6, 2019

slut munchies

Becoming hungry to eat out girls for breakfast, lunch, dinner or even a snack.

Ben: “Oh fuck mate, I’m hungry”
Harry: “Do you wanna swing by Hungry Jacks?”
Ben: “Nah mate, I’ve got the slut munchies!”
Harry: “Oh shit! Well let’s see what Grace is up to!”

by Larasaurus December 1, 2017