Slumber Lumber

Pre-morning wood.
While still sleeping girlfriend notices you have an erection.

So the other night I unknowingly had sex with my girlfiend with my slumber lumber.

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The maid was aghast when she found the sleeping lumberjack, snoring, his slumber lumber proudly in view.

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slumber lumber

Slumber lumber is another euphemism for waking up with an erection- otherwise known as 'morning wood'.

"I woke up with some gnarly slumber lumber and I asked if I could take it to her sawmill."

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A more sophisticated version of morning wood. Usually when you are fully asleep, and the blood can add extra power.

Sarah: After Steve fell asleep, he got the most AMAZING slumber lumber last night.
Kiki: Wow, I wish my man, Jamal had that.

Sarah: True Story

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Lumber slumber:
When you sleep like a log. Sound asleep. Log, lumberjack.

She fell asleep on the couch watching full house again! She's in a deep lumber slumber.

lumber slumber by POOBS November 13, 2013

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According to science, a man gets slumberlumbar 3-5 times a night.

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Something that you hate but don't hate at the same timr

When I was out going for a walk I saw a pack of cigarettes but the Slumberdumberstipplewashington inside me led me to not buy it

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