Slumber Lumber

Pre-morning wood.
While still sleeping girlfriend notices you have an erection.

So the other night I unknowingly had sex with my girlfiend with my slumber lumber.

by kmichener June 18, 2011

Slumber Lumber

alternate term for "morning wood"

The maid was aghast when she found the sleeping lumberjack, snoring, his slumber lumber proudly in view.

by Dan Farman May 9, 2004

slumber lumber

Slumber lumber is another euphemism for waking up with an erection- otherwise known as 'morning wood'.

"I woke up with some gnarly slumber lumber and I asked if I could take it to her sawmill."

by kdutremble December 9, 2009

Slumber Lumber

A more sophisticated version of morning wood. Usually when you are fully asleep, and the blood can add extra power.

Sarah: After Steve fell asleep, he got the most AMAZING slumber lumber last night.
Kiki: Wow, I wish my man, Jamal had that.

Sarah: True Story

by TheTrueStoryGuy May 8, 2014

lumber slumber

Lumber slumber:
When you sleep like a log. Sound asleep. Log, lumberjack.

She fell asleep on the couch watching full house again! She's in a deep lumber slumber.

by POOBS November 13, 2013

Slumberlumbar

An erection while sleeping.

According to science, a man gets slumberlumbar 3-5 times a night.

by Coffecupwithtea August 8, 2015

Slumberdumberstipplewashington

Something that you hate but don't hate at the same timr

When I was out going for a walk I saw a pack of cigarettes but the Slumberdumberstipplewashington inside me led me to not buy it

by anonymous December 18, 2023