slum daddy 

A man who has caused chaos and havoc in multiple women’s lives, typically a redneck Casanova, but knows who mama is and when it’s time to settle down. A man who raises hell but praises God, works hard, and loves a lot & is always there for his people. Typically a mama’s boy.

“This is a true southern gentleman. He can be my slum daddy.”

slum daddy by Whiskeynhighheels May 23, 2023

scumdaddy 

ScumDaddy is the aftermath of cleaning the bottoms of your pot & pans with ScrubDaddy. Unknowing your new bright yellow ScrubDaddy will turn into ScumDaddy from all the greasy grimey debris.

Liza gave her father a parkage of ScrubDaddy for his Birthday. After John used his new ScrubDaddy to clean the wretched bottom of his favorite frying pan. He noticed that the bright yellow sponge was now dark brown and greasy..
John turned to Liza and said " YOU SHOULD CALL IT SCUMDADDY"

scumdaddy by DoughBoy1 November 17, 2021