slow skater

Someone who takes a little longer to get from point A to B on skates.

You take so long to get down the ice, you are a slow skater. Much like Doug Gilmour, Mats Sundin, Hal Gill, Pavel Kubina, Bryan McCabe, Wendel Clark or any terrible player with or formerly with the Toronto Maple Leafs

by Mike Tornopolski January 24, 2008