slow cut 

A perceived 'short cut' that takes longer than the usual route(s) or mean(s).

Wife: Why are we going down this road?
Me: It'll be quicker.
Wife: This better not be another one of your slow cuts!

slow cut by Unspellable November 28, 2007

slow cut 

A perceived 'short cut' that turns out to take longer than normal route(s) or mean(s).

Wife: Why are we going down this road?
Me: It'll be quicker.
Wife: This better not be another one of your slow cuts!

slow cut by Unspellable December 5, 2007