Slow Ass Hoe Share definition Flag Someone who takes much longer than they should to complete any simple task. Jeff is such a Slow Ass Hoe. He went to go wash his hands 20 minutes ago and he's still not back. Slow Ass Hoe by pvrismore December 3, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Slow Ass Hoe mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch