sloppy joan
While engaged in intercourse, withdraw your unit and ejaculate into the palm of your hand. Procede to smack your partner across the face with said man juice.
sloppy joan by redijedi June 22, 2005
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Sloppy Joanne
When a male is giving a chick anal, but before he proceeds to penetrate her, she takes a huge mother fucking shit, and then without wiping her asshole, the male inserts his cock and uses her shit as lubrication
Person A: "There was no lubrication"
Person B: "How'd you fuck her then, man?"
Person A: "I just gave her a sloppy joanne"
Person B: "How'd you fuck her then, man?"
Person A: "I just gave her a sloppy joanne"
Sloppy Joanne by MB-Q1 October 11, 2006
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