Sloppy Joe

A term used to describe one who lacks fanciness beyond accepted boundaries or exhibits other forms of general irresponsibility.

Mark: Did you see what Tom was wearing yesterday? He looked like he just climbed out of bed.

Ann: Yeah, he's such a sloppy joe.

by Crivello January 14, 2011

Sloppy Joe Buns

Little bit of poop stuck in the butt crack. You know when it's there, itchy and uncomfortable.

That man has horrible Sloppy Joe Buns.
I had SJB for hours today.

by Sexytime4you April 21, 2016

sideways sloppy joe

Noun. 1.vagina.

Stephen likes to eat Heather's sideways sloppy joe.

by stephen ramey May 16, 2004

Sloppy Joe

A male, she-male, or strap-on wearing female who continues to thrust either penis or dildo into anus even after the catcher releases his/her feces in a projectile manner on the penis or dildo.

Bishop: Dude that girl i brought home last night shit on my dick when i was railin her in the ass. But its me dude, I KEPT GOIN!
M&M: You Sloppy Joe, you.

by LilWayne Power People November 11, 2008

Sideways Sloppy-Joe

Analogous to the vagina--may be used in the context of an extremely loose (sloppy) vagina.

With all the cock that girl swallows, it's no wonder she's got a sideways sloppy-joe.

by Shane December 10, 2004

sideways sloppy joe

see vagina

that chick has a sideways sloppy joe

by cigaray January 2, 2009

Sloppy Joe

A nickname for a friend who has had sexual relations with a girl after another friend.

Ugh, you fucked Megan too, what a Sloppy Joe!

by Pimp nasty funky ch-pimp June 24, 2011