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Such a jolly ball.

Used by many people particularly in South-East England to describe an amazing place. Often associated with outstanding reports and incredible people.
Ani: I´ve heard that SJB is an amazing place to be.

Toby: That´s what the report says, and those people are the experts.

Marc: I´ve also heard that there are thousands of incredible people.
SJB by Woking2010 February 3, 2010
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A ridiculous waste of life.
Someone who over drinks and tries to have sex with everyone they meet.
Normally a big nosed burnette who gives good head but isn't woth it.
Originates from Georgia.
Mother to child "You're such a SJB, I wish you were never born."
SJB by Camel Dickens December 31, 2009
A social justice blog, or SJT, social justice tumblr- a blog dedicated to spouting politically irrelevant feminist propaganda.
Wow Person A never shuts up about how one rape is worse than nuclear genocide. She must run an SJB.
SJB by anguscocksteak March 23, 2013
SJB is the abbreviated term for a sexy Japanese babe.

It refers only to the incredible sexy, not just any Japanese babe.
"Hey dude get a load of that SJB"
"ah man shes hot, nice spot"

"SJB at 9 o'clock"
SJB by Dr.ZaiusSJB April 23, 2009

SJB PILE DRIVER EXTREAM

I gave my wife a mind blowing SJB pile driver extream last night. She screamed and work up the neighbors and left a huge wet spot on my sheets.
The chick lays on her back with her legs over her partners shoulders. You hold her feet as high up and as wide apart as you can with her ass off the bed, driving your cock into her as deep as you can.. She rubs her wet clit wildly as you pound her. Thia results in a mind blowing vaginal and clitoral orgasam at the same time. It is sure to please and have her begging for another SJB Pile Driver Extream.

SJB Middle School

Filled with hoes to be at Maria Regina.Honestly Everyone that goes to school hates it.The teachers are drunk and hate their jobs too.Exepct for the one and only Lynch999.Even the principal would make you depressed.DONT GO HERE.
Hey Karen I was thinking about sending my child to SJB Middle School should I?
OMG YOUR A HORRIBLE PARENT WHY WOULD U SEND A CHILD THERE?U MAY AS WELL PUT THEM IN A BOX AND FLAT THEM DOWN THE RIVER TK HOEVILLE
A group of sad individuals wasting their lives complaining about weather, culture, and infectious diseases while playing video games and eating delicious treats from around the globe.
I feel bad for that sjbha, they don't realize that you were home all along.
sjbha by Kapurnicus September 14, 2020
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