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Slop Monster

When an otherwise sane, normal girl drinks too much alcohol and transforms into a stumbling, word slurring, wardrobe malfunctioning all around hot mess.

Tell tale signs of the Slop Monster include an inability to walk without falling over and to form complete, coherent sentences. Other signs are nip slips, walking around with one high heel, smeared make up, crying for no reason, extreme horniness and ultimately unconsciousness. Avoid the slop monster at all costs. Unless you are trying to get laid because she will not remember in the morning.
Please don't let me drink tequila tonight, unless you want the Slop Monster to rear it's ugly head.

Check out that girl with the toilet paper stuck to her shoe. Total Slop Monster.

Why didn't you tell me I was acting like a Slop Monster last night? I don't even remember blowing that guy.
Slop Monster by Rayburns August 21, 2011
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slobmonster(space hog) 

Causes rifts in space time through Primeval utterance
Holy mother fucker were in slobmonster(space hog) capitain!
slobmonster(space hog) by hxbmlfs February 13, 2010
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008