slong thong 

a small, slightly pouched, triangular piece of material, (easily mistaken for a facemask) that is actually revealing underwear for the male slong. A g-string for men.

slong thongs come in many sizes and colours, and there are even novel designs such as edible candy slong thongs, leather versions, and slong thongs in the shape of animals and other objects.

while in the sex shop, hannah's friends were in hysterics as she tried on a slong thong, thinking it was a colourful gag.
hannah- "geez these things are shoddy, what's the third string for? doesn't fit very well, and it smells kinda funky.."
charlee- "i hope to god no-one has tried that on..."

kristy- "this all male strip show is great, but i wish they would rip their slong thongs off already!"

slong thong by _Hannah_ November 10, 2008

thong song 

a song sung about a certain article of clothing in which a long string of clothe runs directly between the cheeks of one's butt butt butt and is VERY scandalous

"i think i'll sing it again she bang she bop bop, THONG SONG"

thong song by malllllllllll June 23, 2006

Thong Song 

1) The story that women tell about the reason the wear a thong versus regular panties because it feels better and sexier, eventhough everyone knows it is because their butts are too huge and regular panties always crackigate on them.
2) A woman's constant complaining about her ass being to big and that she needs to do something about it, but never does.

1) I wish Sarah would stop sining her thong song and admit the french cut she bought last time didn't fit right.

2) Stop singing your thong song and go to the gym.

Thong Song by BuddhaDude3 August 16, 2011

Thong song 

A Song in which is sung about a thong. A really cool nice song that horny gay guys sing before they get it on very passionately and intensely

I love to make thong songs before I fuck

Thong song by Dale dobback January 11, 2025

Thong song 

A song in which gay men make right before they fuck passionately and Intensely. The love making is so sweet and savory

I love making thong songs before I get pounded

Thong song by Dale dobback January 11, 2025

Slang that thang 

When you launch your neck in a forward motion.

“ I went to the grocery store last week and this son of a gun took the last jar of pickles so I had to slang that thang! She dodged the first one so I had to check myself right quick because I have never missed a slang before. Then I realized I just needed to slang it harder! So I winded that thang and then I 360 slanged that thang and knocked that ho out! Then I said those my pickles son! I’m the daddy slanger! Come at me and you’ll get slanged ! “ - Kaitlyn (Chino
Hills California hit me up for a slang spank . I’m a humble slanger. Get at me . I’ll change your life . I’m ready 24/7 . No worry bout travel. I come to u . Please no worry . I gotchu . You have boyfriend? One more thang. I slang with respect . Nevaaaa forgeeee. I am the one and onlyyyyy slangaaa

Slang that thang by Wewillbeatvegasvein June 25, 2022