sliw 

dumbass who can’t spell slow

xyz: ur so sliw
everyone: ur such a dumbass

sliw by spongbobsarmips December 16, 2021

sliw 

dumbass who can’t spell slow

xyz: ur so sliw
everyone: what a dumbass

sliw by spongbobsarmips December 16, 2021

sliwa 

A mysterious and seductive woman whose charms ensnare her lovers; having power over men.

She's so sliwa, be careful.

sliwa by trappedinapool July 14, 2016

sliwa 

A mysterious and seductive woman whose charms ensnare her lovers; having ultimate power over men.

She's so sliwa.

sliwa by trappedinapool July 14, 2016

sliwston 

A typical white-haired polish boy who typically does tricks with his

eyes normally aged 7-8 years of age. Usally comes up with dumb ideas and starts fights

You mans are sliwstons/sliws

sliwston by KenkingMonkey22 May 4, 2018

Edyta Sliwinska

Pronunciation: ed-it-uh sluh-vin-skuh

A professional Polish ballroom dancer who has competed on every season (to date) of the American version of "Dancing with the Stars," the only professional dancer on the show to do so. She has partnered with boxer Evander Holyfield, actor George Hamilton, and Pro Bowl NFL lineman Jason Taylor. Taylor's second place finish behind Kristi Yamaguchi is Sliwinska's best finish to date on the show.

Sliwinska is also known for her incredible beauty and body, which has been featured in magazines like Maxim and FitnessRX. One Facebook group dedicated to Edyta is full of women who claim they would never wear clothes if they had a body like Sliwinska's.

Edyta is married to Alec Mazo, another professional ballroom dancer, who occasionally competes on "Dancing with the Stars," guiding soap star Kelly Monaco to victory in the show's first season.

"Dude, you watch 'Dancing with the Stars?'"

"Yeah, but only for Edyta Sliwinska. There she is now."

"Whoa! She is definite jerk off material."

"Yes, she is, my friend. Yes, she is. In fact, as soon as you leave, I'm going to rewind the DVR back to this part, and masturbate like crazy."

"Can you put this on a DVD for me?"

"Done."

"Good, 'cause she's given me a massive boner, and I need to go relieve myself, if you know what I mean. See ya, dude."

"See ya, bro. (to himself) All right, now time for my own self-relief. (drops pants and jerks it for all he's worth)"

Edyta Sliwinska by edytanut January 19, 2009

Kyle Sliwinski 

a nerd who is zesty as hell and known for this. Occasionally says random lines. Known for texting Carmela about how Liam Mcnamee is a bitch

Look at that kyle Sliwinski looking ass over there

Kyle Sliwinski by Bign17372 January 21, 2023