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slitsurfing 

the sexual act of sliding ones penis back and forth through the valley created by the wet labia of a female.
We decided not to fuck, so we went slitsurfing instead.
slitsurfing by remittancegirl October 21, 2011
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Skin Surfing 

Its like carpet surfing but on your skin, typically in a mirror. Most commonly done by tweakers, or school aged kids going through puberty. One sits in a mirror for extended periods of time looking for pimples to pop.
Jeremy: "That shit had me so high I skin surfed for 3 hours" (Past Tense)

Samantha: "Puberty is killing me! I could go skin surfing all day. My skin is horrible!"
Skin Surfing by Dahhtbiiish February 9, 2020

Skinerfing

The act of sniffing bicycle seats on a hot day at a nudest camp.
Holy shit dude, I'd rather go SKINERFING than listen to this lecture.
Skinerfing by Jonbinaz January 28, 2010

shitsurfing 

Every activity which includes doing stupid shit on the internet, when you actually know there is something more meaningful to do right now. Shitsurfing is a form of escapism.
Why is jim watching funny memes on the internet, shouldn't he be working?

Oh he's just shitsurfing.

Why is Tom watching other people fuck on a screen, shouldn't he leave the house?

Oh, he's just shitsurfing.

Why is Tiffany buying her 11th pair of shoes this month though she obviously doesn't need any?

Oh , she's just shitsurfing
shitsurfing by Pagawaga September 13, 2016
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026