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slampooned

When you get slammed (hammered, drunk, ect...), and also get some "poon". The phrase is growing in DMV area universities, and has even been heard in Carolina schools.
Jacob: Who's ready to get SLAMPOONED?
Todd: I'm already slammed, so we just need some poon
slampooned by Cct236 October 16, 2015
Related Words
It's the feeling you get after eating large amounts of preferably greasy food, and feel incapable of doing any physical exercise.
Ahhh... can we just sit? I am feeling really slimoo right now.
I can't come and play frisbee. I am way too slimoo.
slimoo by Neomancer712 June 16, 2013

slimpoper 

A deceitful con-man hailing from the city of Chicago.
"Dude I just got conned by that slimpoper over there!"
slimpoper by TheBiggestWilly October 30, 2019

slimpots 

aim=slimpots

beware of the PIDDY POTS!!!!
slimpots by poopa vz2 August 4, 2003
When you are taking a poo and the shit hits the water and splashes your ass
Aubrey: Shit I heard jack had a slampoo last night!!
slampoo by Graubrey September 19, 2016
Jane was unimpressed when Jack claimed it was an honest slipoo
Slipoo by zzzzip March 20, 2009