slimoo 

It's the feeling you get after eating large amounts of preferably greasy food, and feel incapable of doing any physical exercise.

Ahhh... can we just sit? I am feeling really slimoo right now.
I can't come and play frisbee. I am way too slimoo.

slimoo by Neomancer712 June 16, 2013

Shimoo 

A shimoo is a name for any girl with a last name that starts with sh that reminds you of a cute cow. They dont have to have cow-like features but resemble a happy cow in personality.

Female calves can also be called shimoos and at night if you hear a faint shimooing sound, it means a cute cow is having a cute and happy dream. It is very rare to hear this shimooing sound as it is only made by female calves but if you really try to listen you may hear it, anywhere in the world.

Boy: "Can you hear that shimoo?? can you hear it? can you?"
Mum: " There's no such thing as a shimoo, darling, its probably just the wind"
Boy: " No its rare but I heard it, it was having a happy dream"

Friend: " Hey shimoo,your so cute and happy"
Girl with the last name Shimada: " Aww, thanks

Shimoo by Kagetora2812 June 10, 2011

Slimboy Fat 

A derogatory term taken from the famous DJ Norman Cook's preferred stagename, Fatboy Slim. Cook being quite a thin character, it's obvious the derogatory term is an inverse of this, directed at obese people.

Bully: HEY SLIMBOY FAT LOL
Obese guy: Shut up, it's glandular.

Slimboy Fat by I Define the Internet June 21, 2010

Slimjohn 

Verb, to slimjohn is to eat something so quickly it seemingly never touched your tounge. The phrase "double slimjohn" originated when people started to slimjohn so fast they regurgitated and slimjohnned again. The record is a quadruple slimjohn.

There is also a tournament going around called the Slimjohn championship. This is where people compete to see how quickly they can quadruple slimjohn a loaf of bread. The record is currently held by a Competitor, known by the alias of Kirill17.

Toaster: Hi have you seen my friend James he can slimjohn 14 pizzas within 10 minutes
Kirill17: That is nothing compared to me. I am an immortal Slimjohnner.

James: I bet I could beat you in the Slimjohn Championship, I can quintuple Slimjohn

Slimjohn by SlimjohnSooner July 23, 2020

slimjob 

n. the act of eating a Slim Jim out of someone's rectum; a portmanteau of Slim Jim and rimjob

Man, I totally gave that bitch a teriyaki slimjob.

slimjob by poopluvr369 October 16, 2010

slicool 

slicool is when someone is so slick that they look cool while doing it.

“oh my god you’re so slicool”
“you looked so slicool when you stole her pencil”

slicool by slicoolest man alive December 29, 2018

simoot 

The unstoppable sexual desire to rip off one’s pants and have rough Nigerian sex on the beach

Wow her simoot was so good, I hope she’s pregnant and I also want her vape

simoot by simoot July 25, 2023