Slick Dick 

An offensive term used to insult someone for being sneaky or slick. Occasionally used as flattery to describe a male player who sleeps with multiple women.

1. That Slick Dick motherfucker screwed me out of the deal!

2. "You slept with Sarah and Vicky?" "That's awesome, Slick Dick"

Slick Dick by Christopher Perkins May 16, 2008

Slick Dick 

(Alternitive Definition)

A man whose penis appears as though it is slimy, greasy, or oiled up all the time. A penis that is shiny, when it really should not be. Often found on desperate perverts who take shameless dick-selfies.

Hey Mike, if you ever send me another picture of your slick dick, we are no longer friends

Slick Dick by Oxford Dicktionary October 7, 2013

slick dick 

when ur doing it and there’s so much cum on your penis u can’t stick it in properly. there is no cure for this. once it’s slick...ur girl....or mom. can’t get the dick.

“AW IM SORRY BABE I HAVE SLICK DICK AGAIN!”

slick dick by bust.down.thotianna🥴 March 5, 2019

slick dick 

Slick Rick has a slick dick, so do girls with skates on who get stuck in a blow storm.

ooo sniyat

slick dick by Matt F April 16, 2004

Slick-dick 

To be a Slick-dick is to send a gift to your loved one that coincidentally arrives with near perfect timing. Not something that you planned, but nonetheless something that enhances the overall experience for your partner.

In this instance the appearance of being slick would be unjustified, thus you're a Slick-dick.

Stuart sending an Easter egg making kit to Susie for her April birthday made him a "dick". Sending rollerskates that arrived just as her existing plans unravelled made Stuart a "Slick-dick".

Slick-dick by Sharkey & Bubbles April 8, 2022

slick dick son of a bitch 

The guy that comes up to your girl at a party and whisks her away with his greasy talk and slick mannerisms.

That slick dick son of a bitch took her home last night, and fucked her culo! Lock and load boys, let's go settle this.

slick dick son of a bitch by Methcunt November 29, 2010

Slick dick daddy 

A wonderful drink that you can get at the bar. It has three different types of alcohol, sweet & sour, and a touch of 7 up. Almost always guaranteed to send you home with someone that you'll regret in the morning.

''Did you have fun last night?"
"Nope, he was a slick dick daddy"

Slick dick daddy by Wine-O Jew November 6, 2010