Skip to main content

Slapology 

An apology coupled with an insult. Usually not intended.

Pronounced " sluh-pol-uh-gee"
1. I'm sorry for not wanting to go to "Extreme Pita" but the way you use Pita bread is NOT extreme

2. Man:I Love you but you're not as hot as Jessica Alba

Woman: I'm not taking that as an apology, I'm taking it as a Slapology
Slapology by xPhoenix July 23, 2010
Related Words

fleepology 

we do not talk about fleepology
nicole- what is fleepology
alex/ and or killian- we do not talk about fleepology
fleepology by fleepmaster January 2, 2010

Sexpology 

Sexpology: To apologize in the form of sex instead of a formal "I'm sorry... Forgive me" apology.

Sexpologies are most commonly used when dealing with ex-boyfriends and/or ex-girlfriends. Sometimes you've apologized so many times there just isn't anything else to do except give them a nice, big sexpology.
Jim: "Hey man, your girlfriend every forgive you for not coming home until really late again this weekend?"

Eric: "Yeah... I just gave her an all night sexpology and promised never to stay out late without calling her first again. We're golden."
Sexpology by Sally Slam 'n Scram November 22, 2011

Stepology 

The belief and worship of dubstep as the one true god.
Guy 1: So you goin to church today?
Guy 2: Nah bro I converted to Stepology
Stepology by Kavinsky123 November 12, 2010

Sleepologist

Certified sleep doctor - aka Joseph Stauber
Joseph Stauber is a certified sleepologist who graduated from Harvard
Sleepologist by Joejerino August 2, 2018

Slurpology 

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Slurpology:
The study of eating or drinking in a noisy manner.
Slushy slurpies, a mainstay in Slurpology, and a go to consumable for any self-respecting Slurpologist.
Slurpology by ra ramses May 28, 2018