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What you type when you fall asleep on your keyboard.
6/8/15 11:48pm
Bae:did you see the new deadpool movie?
You:sldjkf
6/9/15 6:32am
You:Srry babe I fell asleep on my keyboard!
sldjkf by Nawe tideerp September 18, 2016
Words you can keep

a;sldkfj 

What happens when you don't know what to write and just run your fingers on the keyboard.
I was so bored I typed a;sldkfj;alskdjfa;lskdjf;alsdkfj into google.
a;sldkfj by A_BORED_STUDENT February 23, 2017

a;sldkfjgh 

what you type into google when your on the computer and don't know what to do
hmmm....im bored *goes on google* a;sldkfjgh
a;sldkfjgh by bcj143 November 26, 2013

qzp.wxo,ecimrvuntby'a;sldkfjgh 

The final boss. The most secretive word in existence. Someone who finds this on their own has achieved ultimate power. For you are the chosen one. God speed.
"how has it only been 20 minutes? I'm just going to type qzp.wxo,ecimrvuntby'a;sldkfjgh."

/z.x,cmvnb'a;sldkfjgh\q]w[epeoritu`-1029384756

The ultimate final boss of boredom. You thought that this had to be a new combination.
Damn, I thought that no one has tried /z.x,cmvnb'a;sldkfjgh\q]wepeoritu`-1029384756 [yet.

a;sldkfj 

A phenomena that happens to a computer's keyboard when a human being is bored to death... even more bored than qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm... see qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Bob: (typing) a;sldkfj
Boss: Are you typing in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm to google to make it look like you're doing work, Bob?
Bob: No
a;sldkfj by Tucker Brighter November 23, 2009

`=1-203948576q\w]e[rptoyiu'a;sldkfjghz/x.c,vmbn

You are bored with life and trying to find interesting definitions of a combination of letters in the urban dictionary. You alternated every key on the keyboard from left to right.
Guy 1: Hey, weren't you supposed to be studying for the exam?

Guy 2: `=1-203948576q\w]e[rptoyiu'a;sldkfjghz/x.c,vmbn
Guy 1: Ahhhh.
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