Slappy Nappy

Take an overfull cloth diaper, put in microwave on high for 5 minutes. While contents are still scalding hot, press into the face of an unsuspecting friend and scream ‘SURPRISE!!!’

Bill lost his sight and required skin grafts from 3rd degree burns on his face after his mate T-Bone gave him a Slappy Nappy!

by Red monster boy June 18, 2023

slappy nappy

if having a tough time falling asleep, you masturbate until you then fall asleep.

Josh "what you so happy about?"

Robert "just had me a slappy nappy."

Josh "you cum?"

Robert "dur."

by haunted_milksteak November 1, 2011

Slappy Crappy No-Nappy

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)

“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”

by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023

Snappy Nappy Dugout

An ole school urban colloquial term, circa 1970’s, for the female genitalia denoting positive connotations similar to that of couchie, snatch, bubble gum taco, poodie cake, love box, kitty kat, or “ that sweet

thing”.

I’ve been dealing girlie for awhile now. That snappy nappy dugout got me whipped that I don’t even hang with by boys anymore.

by Yaya Abdul December 6, 2020

snappy nappy dugout

A vagina that is so hairy and smelly that even bigfoot would be scared to go into that jungle. One that requires the use of a machete just to get access to the juicy split. Eye protection must be worn at all times because a few of the hairs are no longer curly and may poke out your eye(s). Keep all moist surfaces alway due to the high build up of yeast infections. Eat at own risk!

Last night at Northgate, this nasty white girl walked by and the snappy nappy dugout was in full effect because everyone's eyes began to burn and many taught the club was being raided with tear gas.

by Wun Hung Lo July 20, 2008

snappy nappy dugout

A vagina that is so hairy and smelly that even bigfoot would be scared to go into that jungle. One that requires the use of a machete just to get access to the juicy split. Eye protection must be worn at all times because a few of the hairs are no longer curly and may poke out your eye(s). Keep all moist surfaces alway due to the high build up of yeast infections. Eat at own risk!

Last night at Northgate, this nasty white girl walked by and the snappy nappy dugout was in full effect because everyone's eyes began to burn and many taught the club was being raided with tear gas.

by Wun Hung Lo July 26, 2008

Snappy nappy dougout

A vagina that feels so good it would make you rob a corner store but naked with a nerf gun wit no nerf bullets

Last night after the club she gave me that snappy nappy dougout.

Imma kill her new boyfriend if she gave him that snappy nappy dougout

by Winstttt January 26, 2021