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slappy bag

A drinking game played by removing the bladder from cheap boxed wine, and holding it by the non-tap end of the bag so another player can slap the bag as hard as possible. The player then kneels or sits so the wine can be poured into their mouth by the person holding the bag.

The signal that the drinking player has had enough wine is usually to hold forth an imaginary orb of mystic power with one hand, but can be any pre-defined signal.

Even those who do not enjoy wine are usually entieced to play slappy bag as everyone wants to slap the bag.
"Slappy bag! SLAAAAPPY BAAAAAG!!!! No one can resist it!"
by Bobbie / Pops January 3, 2009
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slappy bag

A general, non-complimentary term for any woman.
"Who were you talking to?"
"Some slappy bag."
by JohnnyG23 October 31, 2006
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sloppy heavy bag

When a man's penis is sloppy wet from intercourse, then the woman performs oral sex on the man and his wet balls keep slapping her in the face.
Damn babe, your Sloppy Heavy Bag fucked my face up!
by Stephen Roche September 27, 2017
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sappy douche bag

Anyone that posts how much they love or can't live with out someone on Facebook.
Dude, quit being a sappy douche bag.
by BPG0004 April 12, 2016
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Sloppy Bagel

When a guy uses a bagel on his cock during sex with a female on her period, then eats said bagel.
Did you hear about bob and tracy last week, apparently he ate her sloppy bagel?
by Almond oil September 1, 2010
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slappywag

It can mean lots of things like... a penis, a jerk, a stupid person, or a common explative. It is a word invented by Peter Griffin
More beer you slappywag

Hold on to your slappywag!

Wad up you slappywag
by Nastynate August 3, 2004
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slappybag

When a guy cant stop mastubating, or having homosexual sex.
Lenny cant control his slappybag.
by vivians_hot December 17, 2006
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