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slapping the mongoose
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violently
masturbating
. Like how a mongoose breaks a cobras neck by
shaking it
.
I was slapping
the mongoose
last night
and my
dick hurt
so much afterwards.
by
jimmy dragon slayer 112
May 17, 2018
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