"Tom Cruise auditoned for Will & Grace but his talents were surprisingly not suited to slapdick comedy."
by CCH March 17, 2006
To figuratively knock one another's dicks around playfully as to stray from a primary focal objective
After the game coach tells the players that if they weren't always slapdicking around they might actually win a game. S'go guys
by Balls Sydon October 28, 2013
by wolf15668 October 10, 2013
Person 1: Yoo let’s go play football tomorrow morning!!
Person 2: Naaaa, I wanna stay home and play Xbox, SlapDick.
Person 1:....... ok :(......
Person 2: Naaaa, I wanna stay home and play Xbox, SlapDick.
Person 1:....... ok :(......
by Kamikaze Kam April 9, 2020
A word that an old white drunk guy calls someone to get their attention. The guy is usually the village idiot and has a scrap pile in his backyard.
by TheSauce01 December 26, 2013
According to Coach Jason Brown from Netflix's Last Chance U - A person who does dumb shit and knows better, but simply cannot help him/herself. Someone who does dumb shit continuously, in a non-malicious manner.
Someone who doesn't know what the hell they are doing or what is going on. An idiot who never knows anything.
Trent Richardson is a slapdick for allowing his friends and family to have account to his bank account . He is also a slapdick for ignoring his bank account for 10 months while his friends and family withdrew $1.6 million.
by Bearmonster96 May 23, 2017