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slap twat 

someone who plays bass guitar and shows off by constantly playing slap pop
wtf this kid thinks hes solid because he can play slap pop. what a slap twat, lets see how good he is when i slap his ass and pop a cap in his ass.
slap twat by mr ess February 21, 2009
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slap twat 

When guy gets dissed, its "Breakin Balls"

When a girl gets dissed, its "Slappin twat"
Girl "I just got the high score!"

Guy "And I just beat it."

Girl "Why you gotta slap twat?"
slap twat by Lucifina BloodRavyn April 27, 2011

Twat Slap 

The sexual act of ripping out a used tampon from a vagina and proceeding to strike the user of said tampon in the face with it.
Person #1: I heard Mike twat slapped Holly.
Person #2: Ya, I know and I heard she loved it.
Holly: It's true!
Twat Slap by ColoradoShrimper November 1, 2010

twat slap 

the act of extending the fingers and palm towards the female genitalia to produce an enjoyable sound
"dude sheehan said jenn yelled at his for giving her a twat slap last night"
twat slap by taylor butler October 25, 2006

twat slap 

female version of a cock block
twat slap by videodevil May 11, 2010

twat slap 

Noun: When two people (generally females) get mad at each other and slap the others vagina really hard.
Casey: dude i can't walk...

Janis: Why? twat slap?

Casey: This bitch just twat slapped me over the last twinkie.
twat slap by debbi harry February 21, 2011

twat slap 

A name for a bitch you cant stand
twat slap by Christine Percival December 15, 2008
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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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