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slap the raccoon
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Something
one does when
bored
that IS NOT
masturbation
.
"How would you make a
raccoon
mad?"
"Slap it."
"Why would you slap
the raccoon
?"
"
Boredom
."
by
Q. T. McWhiskers
March 30, 2007
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