slap the raccoon Share definition Flag Something one does when bored that IS NOT masturbation. "How would you make a raccoon mad?" "Slap it." "Why would you slap the raccoon?" "Boredom." slap the raccoon by Q. T. McWhiskers March 30, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the slap the raccoon mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch