slap stick

when a man is about to jizz and the girl is un aware of it and he hits her in the mouth with it. basicly she uses it like "chapstick"

hey babe, would you like some....SLAP STICK!!?

slap stick by sir slapsalot January 30, 2010

Slap stick

When a penis is used in a movement that creates a slapping sound against certain surfaces, and thus being 'A Slap Stick'..Or a 'Stick Slapper.!! or... ' Stick Slapping'.if this is done by more than one member!!! .. This is seen more common with people that have a length advantage over people with a girth advantage. But this is purely speculation and obviously depends on how people can manipulate their sticks!!!

They say..As long as you have a stick.... everyone can be what they want to be…….They say..there is ‘Slap Stick’ in everone!!!!!!!...... Just Believe!!

1)...
One girlfriend says to another….”Oh please…. That’s one ‘Slap Stick’ of a Man I need to Know…… Name… now !! Sister!!

2) A Brother to another..... Keep your 'slapping Stick' to yourself Bro... It's sound but just not my beat!! Ya Feel Meee?? x

Slap stick by MJ C October 9, 2009

slap stick

when some one is so ugly you just want to slap the living shit out of them with a stick!

holy shit! that bitch is ugly! SLAP STICK SLAP STICK!

slap stick by Stevvvvven April 23, 2007

slap stick

When kids get spoiled by their parents and don't take responsibility for themselves, I come in and slap them with a stick, thus the slap stick is born.

Prep: Moooommmmm, I want ANOTHER POLO!!
(Cue in Door's Peace Frog for background music)
Mom: Okay sweetie, put it in the basket.
Badass Slap Stick Carrier (IE: me): Bitch! You will SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.

Then I slap the kid with my slap stick.

slap stick by Matt the cat June 1, 2005

dick stick slap 

when your friend is banging a girl, you break in, push the girl off and wack his erect penis with a stick

ohhhh doug, my dick still hurts from when you dick stick slapped me last night

dick stick slap by slang master daddy April 26, 2009

slap and stick 

artistic being, your artistic aura sometimes sent by divine inspiration or puppy love, but mostly sent by paranormal thoughts

"my slap and stick is being good today with the Roswell happenings"

slap and stick by marcu$ May 3, 2004

Slap A Sticker

When someone is ready to come, pull out, jizz on the person's face and smack the fuck out of them.

Everyone knows that to make sure you stake your claim right, gotta Slap A Sticker on 'em. They'll never forget you.

Slap A Sticker by JoohnseyBoy78 June 10, 2021