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slals

a weird creepy jackass who lives in a Costco freezer
I hate that stupid slals who always stabs me!
by slals February 23, 2022
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Pyro-noxious Slabs

A hazardous, geologic event wherein a hyper-accelerating flow of highly concentrated, sulfur infused volcanic magma builds, cools and intermittently cracks, avulsing into jaggedly uniform, mobilzed 'slabs' of densely toxic rock formations. In rare and unique environmental conditions, migratory slabs have been observed to spontaneously combust into abounding flames upon impact with proximate flora, fauna and curious homosapien onlookers, resulting in a enveloping expulsion of sulfuric cinder chards and respiratory impairing, noxious fumes.
1. "Did you see how the lava formed into 'Pyro-noxious Slabs' when it came down the side of of the volcano, cooling in rhythmic waves as it hit the ocean water's edge?"

2. "I still can't believe that Drew was instantaneously incinerated into a sulfuric plume of ash when that 'Pyro-noxious Slab' chased after him while he was trying to take pictures!"
by Charitable Disguise December 3, 2019
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caucasian salsa

Damn it Nancy you put to much Caucasian salsa on my sandwich and now it’s to spicy
by E-dawg, J-dawg November 9, 2018
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Chips and Salsa

A wonderfully tasty, savory snack, sometimes served at parties/get-togethers, and an appetizer staple at Mexican restaurants.

-Requires a bag of tortilla/corn chips, and salsa (a Spanish/Latin American-originated sauce often consisting of tomatoes, onions, peppers, and spices) for dipping the chips in. The salsa can range from very mild to very hot/spicy. Many Mexican restaurants serve their own house-made chips with salsa complimentary to your table.

This snack is very popular and can be very addicting.
Guy at Mexican restaurant: "Hey waiter, more chips and salsa please... *hic*"

Waiter: "Sorry sir, you've already had 16 rounds. I'm cutting you off."
by spliffsicles June 25, 2012
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Salsburgh

The village is known to have one of the lowest crime rates in North Lanarkshire due to its rural location. With its various scenic walks, picturesque views for miles and areas which have remained untampered with by man such as the Riven Loch where much wildlife can be discovered, the many that have settled in the village have discovered its quaint and charming friendly community and not many places can boast of 'two landmarks' and 'a natural spring well'.
Some say that the people of Salsburgh are inbred but they clearly haven't been in Airdrie or the surrounding shitehole areas such as Plains.

Also define Airdrie.
Callum:- 'Have you been to Salsburgh recently? They have 3 sheds and a mountains of sheep!'
David:- 'Oh yes Callum...Airdrie is the big cheese ain't it? At least when we fall over we fall on wool and not dirty hypodermic needles!'
by Xbox360FanKid February 19, 2011
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vampire salsa

heavy, thick flow during your period
My uterus feels terrible when I make vampire salsa every month.
by redbatgrrl December 29, 2010
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