slag boat

Whilst a boy is going out with a girl, when with his mates, if one of them asks wheres 'slag boat' they mean where is your girlfriend.
A slang term used to identify your girlfriend.

Andy: " Wheres Slag boat?"
Dave: "She is at home"

Andy: "Your slag boat is getting on my nerves"
Dave: "Sorry mate, i will have a chat with her"

slag boat by bondy boy December 24, 2007

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Slagboat

'Slag' (dog,devious,untrustworthy,grass) 'Boat' (face)
A slaggy boat. Somebody considered untrustworthy, reguarly pulling snakey moves on friends and just generally being a c*nt. Hangs about with gangster crowd pretending to be a drug dealer type but never sold a penny's worth.

That paul's a right slagboat - I've got no time for the geezer.

John, you cheeky fu*king slagboat wheres my puff?!?

Slagboat by Jbird86 March 18, 2012

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slag boat • slag • Slag off • slag hammer • Slag Lines • slag wellies • Slag Clooga • slag hooks • slag hound • Slag in a Bag

cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

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